Mr. Wamperl didn’t water Mr. Bäuchle’s orchid. The fact that it has dried up is not his fault, however, but the logical consequence of dark machinations ranging from planned obsolescence to the secret poisoning of the world’s population. Wamperl’s plan to divert attention from his own guilt with confused conspiracy theories, however, works out too well and suddenly he has to think of a way to stop his loyal neighbor from storming all the local flower shops and shooting the shop owners.